Funny Quotes 1

Funny Quotes - I :


Advertisement in a long island shop:
Guitar, for sale....... Cheap....... ....no strings attached.

Ad in a hospital waiting room:
Smoking helps You lose weight ... One lung at a time!

On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

You know your kids have grown up when:
Your daughter begins to put on lipstick.. Or when your son starts to wipe It Off.

Sign in a bar:
Those of You who are drinking to forget, Please do pay in advance

Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager

Sign in driving school:
If Your wife wants to learn to drive, Don't stand in her way

Sign on a famous beauty parlor window:
Don't whistle at the girls going out from here. She may be Your Grandmother !

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