A SHORT STORY

Ramya was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call from her husband Karthi,

RAMYA(R): "Hello, yes Karthi".


KARTHI(K): "Ramya, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail from that USconsultant I forgot to take it in my office"


(R): "Yes, I can, I need your password"
(K): "jeni22091980"
(R): "Ok fine"



She takes the print out and logs out. Some thought struck her mind now.
JENI happens to be his college mate. Hmmm...



She decides not to discuss this with Karthi. She simply opens her mail box and changes the password from "mohan143" to "karthiramya" and leaves for home!



MORAL OF THE STORY: Change your password! NOW!





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Scary

How to scare an engineer?

Friendship

Why Men make better friends than women

Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship Between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her Husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Funny quotes 2

Funny Quotes - II :

"When I read about the Evils of drinking... I gave up reading."

"My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...He drinks straight out of the bottle."

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

"I was born intelligent ... but education ruined me"

BEER. Now cheaper than GAS! .Drink, Don'tT drive

"Why drink and drive, since you can smoke and fly!"

"I spent most of my money on beer and women. the rest, i just wasted."

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

"Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I've done it dozens of times."

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls."

"Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?"

"If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends?"

"Why fight to live when we live to die???"

"No one is perfect, well then I'm "no one" "

Funny Quotes 1

Funny Quotes - I :

Advertisement in a long island shop:
Guitar, for sale....... Cheap....... ....no strings attached.

Ad in a hospital waiting room:
Smoking helps You lose weight ... One lung at a time!

On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

You know your kids have grown up when:
Your daughter begins to put on lipstick.. Or when your son starts to wipe It Off.

Sign in a bar:
Those of You who are drinking to forget, Please do pay in advance

Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager

Sign in driving school:
If Your wife wants to learn to drive, Don't stand in her way

Sign on a famous beauty parlor window:
Don't whistle at the girls going out from here. She may be Your Grandmother !

Fun Tips:

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

5. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

Magic letters

Magic with Letters :

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER